Life Extension for Woke Blokes, Women Warriors & πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ¦„

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Staying Healthy is an Act of Resistance!

The World has taken a hard right turn, leaving us Lefties disoriented and alienated. Now, more than ever, our health and longevity are important. We need to stay strong to fight the good fight and resist the fascist takeover!

It’s our duty to outlive the bastards!

But Here’s the Problem Nobody Talks About

Around 50% of burned-out activists leave movements permanently. Not temporarily. Not for a sabbatical. Forever.

When you burn out and leave, the oppressors win. They don’t have to silence you. You silence yourself.

Generic wellness advice isn’t going to save you. Because here’s what standard wellness coaches don’t understand:

Activists don’t have normal stress.

You’re not stressed because your commute is long or your boss is a dick. You’re carrying the emotional weight of systemic injustice every single day. You’re often the only one in the room naming things others won’t see. You face real threats: physical danger, economic vulnerability, and professional risks.

And your own movement? It’s probably reinforcing the martyrdom culture that’s burning you out.

Can’t make the meeting because you’re exhausted? You must not care enough.

Need to step back from organising? You’re abandoning the cause.

This culture serves the systems you’re fighting against.

So What’s the Alternative?

Longevity science adapted for the long fight ahead.

Not bubble baths and vision boards. Not “self-care Sundays” that feel like bourgeois bullshit. Not wellness advice that ignores movement culture and the weight activists actually carry.

Sustained resistance.
I combine Blue Zones longevity science with academic research on activist burnout to help Change Makers like you stay healthy for decades of effective activism. Because your health isn’t a distraction from the work, it’s the infrastructure that makes 40+ years of activism possible.

The Liberal Longevity Coach is for people who care about the world we live in and the people we share it with.

You might like me if you’re the Progressive Resistance; Equity Advocates and Change Makers, Independent Journalists, Environmental Activists and Architects of Progress.

So what’s the solution?

Not generic wellness advice. Not expensive biohacking protocols you can’t sustain.

Longevity science adapted specifically for the pressures you face. Blue Zones wisdom that acknowledges what activists already get right – and what you’re catastrophically neglecting.

Personalised to your reality, your constraints, your weird quirks – because influencer wellness bullshit doesn’t work when you’re fighting systemic oppression.

What Centenarians Know That Activists Need to Learn

In five places around the world – Okinawa, Sardinia, Nicoya, Ikaria and Loma Linda – people regularly live past 100. Healthy. Engaged. Still contributing to their communities.

They don’t achieve longevity through:

  • Expensive supplements or biohacking protocols
  • Gym memberships or extreme diets
  • Intense optimisation or punishing routines

They achieve it through sustainable daily practices – the Power 9:

  1. Move Naturally – activity built into daily life, not scheduled exercise
  2. Purpose (Ikigai) – reason to wake up, worth 7 years of life expectancy
  3. Down Shift – daily stress reduction rituals
  4. 80% Rule – stop eating at 80% full
  5. Plant Slant – mostly plant-based, beans as a cornerstone
  6. Wine @ 5 – moderate alcohol with friends (connection > alcohol)
  7. Belong – strong community participation
  8. Loved Ones First – relationships prioritised
  9. Right Tribe – social circles supporting healthy behaviours

Now here’s the interesting bit. When I analysed these factors specifically for activists, I found something fascinating:

What Activists Already Get Right:

βœ“ Purpose (ikigai) – You have this in abundance. Fighting for justice is literally worth years of life expectancy.
βœ“ Belong – You’re part of movements and communities.
βœ“ Plant Slant – Often politically aligned with your values anyway.

Activists aren’t starting from zero. You’ve already got some of the most important longevity factors sorted.

What You’re (probably) Catastrophically Neglecting:

βœ— Down Shift – No daily stress reduction. Doom-scrolling isn’t rest.
βœ— Loved Ones First – Relationships sacrificed for the cause.
βœ— Right Tribe – Your comrades may be reinforcing burnout culture.
βœ— Move Naturally – Sedentary organising work, hours at the computer.
βœ— 80% Rule – Eating whatever, whenever, barely even noticing.

The Lesson for Activists:

100-year-old Okinawans didn’t get there by pushing harder. They didn’t “grind” or “hustle” or sacrifice everything for the cause.

They got there by living in balance. With purpose, yes, but also with rest. In community, yes, but also with boundaries. With commitment to something bigger, yes, but also with care for their own bodies.

You can fight for 40+ years… if you build the foundation to sustain it.

That’s what I help you do. Not by adding more obligations to your already overwhelming life, but by adapting longevity science specifically for the unique pressures you face.

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What is The Liberal Longevity Coach all about?

My goal is to empower the Woke Blokes, Women Warriors & πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ of the world to be strong and resilient in the face of global fuckery by the corrupt governments and the unelected Broligarchy and to build a community of enlightened activists for a brighter future!

How? Through reclaiming our physical, mental, emotional and spiritual health in order to thrive, in order to resist! By outliving the Bastards!

Here’s what we know: Longevity science has made real progress in understanding how we age; we understand more about cellular ageing, inflammation, and metabolic pathways than ever before. But we haven’t yet cracked the code for dramatically extending human healthspan, and may never find a single ‘magic bullet’ solution.

And everyone is different, so we need an individualised approach.

This is how I can help you thrive:

Science

What does the leading edge of science say about the causes of ageing and the antidotes? How can we use this information in our lives?

Evidence

What can we learn from the oldest and healthiest populations on the planet? (The Blue Zones) How can we incorporate these learnings into our lifestyles?

Preferences

How can we personalise everything we’ve learned and make it work for our particular, weird human experience?

Building a Strong Base

Health starts with the basics: Good nutrition, sleep, exercise, supplementation, stress management and community. It’s holistic!

Then Optimising

Once we have the basics down, we can work on the pointy end of the wedge: advanced supplementation, biohacking, detoxification, shadow work and self-mastery.

Move Towards Improvement

Don’t try to be perfect right away (or at all); instead, start where you are and make regular improvements in the right direction as your knowledge grows.



If this approach resonates with you, here are some ways we might work together:

An Array of Online Resources

A comprehensive suite of Longevity courses caters to your needs. From a Free Introductory workshop laying out the basics, to the Foundation course, giving you a good start, which leads to the Advanced course, helping you optimise your practices, and finally, the Longevity Community, where you will receive ongoing support, specialised resources and community.

Free Activist Longevity Workshop

  • Why standard self-care advice fails activists (and what actually works)
  • The “martyrdom trap” in activist culture and how to avoid it
  • Practical longevity strategies from Blue Zones science adapted for activists.

Foundation: Activist Longevity and Avoiding Burnout

  • The 8-week online Foundation to Longevity course addresses the fundamentals of good health, energy and vitality.
  • Set personalised weekly goals and practice accountability.
  • Weekly journaling to bring awareness to challenges and overcome them.

Advanced Longevity for Activists

  • The 8-week online Advanced Longevity course addresses optimising and fine-tuning for lasting good health, energy and vitality.
  • Set personalised weekly goals and practice accountability.
  • Weekly journaling to bring awareness to challenges and overcome them.

Private Longevity Community (Work in Progress)

  • Receive ongoing accountability coaching, community support and free calls.
  • Free access to specialised workshops.
  • Early access to other resources.
Simon is Your Liberal Longevity Coach

Who is The Liberal Longevity Coach?

Hi, I’m Simon, a 48-year-old certified Longevity coach and a big old Leftie! 

Having worked as a Shiatsu and Thai Yoga massage therapist for over 10 years, I now combine my therapy background with my interests in natural health and wellbeing, personal development and scientific advancements to lead my clients through the challenges of healthy ageing. Together, we will identify and plan for your health and wellbeing goals, overcome the challenges and setbacks, work towards achievements and support each other along the way, because there is no one-size-fits-all approach to Longevity.

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